As a last hurrah, DOE should immediately replace and update every map in every classroom in every school in the country to show the proper name the Gulf of America. Can’t have our kids learning bad geography. Hang them right beside the Ten Commandments posters.

Fuck it, every school in AMERICA. That’s 22 countries across three continents, by the way Don’t want any misinformation out there.

And double fuck it, let’s not half-ass Joe Biden it. While we’re at it let’s replace all the text books with Trump bibles, his favorite book, which teaches everything an American needs to know. No better way to put god back in America.