When Carlin did this 30 years ago it was dark political satire. Today, it’s Trump’s network pitch to the Ellisons for the resurrection of The Apprentice with Don Jr. and Hegesth as the co-hosts and Rubio as their Tattoo.

We should show this to Trump, Mullin, Miller, Homan, Lutnick, Bessent, Vought, et al. This would fix the immigration and budget problems and bring the populous back to good, old-fashioned Christian values in one fell swoop, and it would finally restore to Trump the TV ratings and crowd sizes for which he thirsts.