{"id":275,"date":"2022-07-09T10:17:07","date_gmt":"2022-07-09T15:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixelschester.net\/?p=275"},"modified":"2022-07-09T10:17:08","modified_gmt":"2022-07-09T15:17:08","slug":"irony-is-not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"Irony is not dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>IRONY 101: Brandy Bottone of Plano, TX, is a mother 34 weeks into her pregnancy. On June 29 she was ticketed for driving in the HOV lane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>IRONY 201: Officer: Is there somebody else in the car?. Ms. Bottone: I pointed to my stomach and said, \u2018My baby girl is right here. She is a person.\u2019 Officer: Oh, no. It\u2019s got to be two people outside of the body. [I&#8217;m not going to delve into the metaphysical implications of that statement, much less the physical.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>IRONY 301: Second officer: If you fight it, it will most likely get dropped. Ms Bottone: But they still gave me a ticket. So my $215 ticket was written to cause inconvenience?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IRONY 101: Brandy Bottone of Plano, TX, is a mother 34 weeks into her pregnancy. On June 29 she was ticketed for driving in the HOV lane. IRONY 201: Officer: Is there somebody else in the car?. Ms. Bottone: I pointed to my stomach and said, \u2018My baby girl is right here. She is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}