{"id":432,"date":"2026-10-17T20:42:27","date_gmt":"2026-10-18T02:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/?p=432"},"modified":"2026-10-17T20:46:16","modified_gmt":"2026-10-18T02:46:16","slug":"capital-punishment-apprentice-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/?p=432","title":{"rendered":"Capital punishment Apprentice style"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When Carlin did this 30 years ago it was dark political satire. Today, it&#8217;s Trump&#8217;s network pitch to the Ellisons for the resurrection of The Apprentice with Don Jr. and Hegesth as the co-hosts and Rubio as their Tattoo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We should show this to Trump, Mullin, Miller, Homan, Lutnick, Bessent, Vought, et al. This would fix the immigration and budget problems and bring the populous back to good, old-fashioned Christian values in one fell swoop, and it would finally restore to Trump the TV ratings and crowd sizes for which he thirsts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"George Carlin on the Death Penalty | Back in Town (1996)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZakqGLVmfu4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Carlin did this 30 years ago it was dark political satire. Today, it&#8217;s Trump&#8217;s network pitch to the Ellisons for the resurrection of The Apprentice with Don Jr. and Hegesth as the co-hosts and Rubio as their Tattoo. We should show this to Trump, Mullin, Miller, Homan, Lutnick, Bessent, Vought, et al. This would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":434,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions\/434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}