{"id":59,"date":"2009-03-05T20:23:32","date_gmt":"2009-03-06T01:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixelschester.net\/?p=59"},"modified":"2013-07-09T22:06:34","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T03:06:34","slug":"there-goes-my-drinking-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"There goes my drinking excuse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My theory on drinking for medicinal purposes lasted a month. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailytech.com\/A+Glass+of+Wine+Daily+Causes+Cancer+According+to+Massive+Study\/article14409.htm\">A new study<\/a> indicates a daily intake of alcohol puts women at much greater risk for breast and rectal cancer.<\/p>\n<p>Male breast cancer is rare. I suspect most view it as irony when a man is afflicted. Rectal cancer, however, is my cause for concern. Pretty much everyone who knows me beyond a fleeting acquaintance calls me an asshole at some point. Some actually say it as a half-jest.<\/p>\n<p>I embrace the term, but I can see the sardonic smiles if I did develop the disease.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I&#8217;ll forgive Thy great big joke on me. &#8211; Robert Frost<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My theory on drinking for medicinal purposes lasted a month. A new study indicates a daily intake of alcohol puts women at much greater risk for breast and rectal cancer. Male breast cancer is rare. I suspect most view it as irony when a man is afflicted. Rectal cancer, however, is my cause for concern. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pixelschester.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}